Midorima, my carrot-child! I had so much fun writing this, you don't even know. I plan on writing this as a fic if it people like it.
By the way, DON'T, and I repeat, D O N' T do these things if you want to stay alive. Trust me, the green-haired boy'll probably lash out on you.
1.Steal his lucky item
2.Make fun of 'Oha-Asa'
3.Ask him about his favorite book, and tell him that it sucked or that you liked the movie more
4.Slip a little something-something
into his red bean soup drink. Watch what happens next
5.Ask why he's decided to cosplay a carrot where ever he goes
6. Ask him about his current relationship with Takao, and why he broke up with Kuroko and Akashi
7.Follow him everywhere. Like, even if he goes to the restroom. Blast 'I Will Follow Him'
while you're at it
8.Tell him he's a rip-off of Kiminobu Kogure from <i>